Unfortunately, we were too late to squash this one. Look at that thing wriggle. Yuck!

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Mr. McHugh,

[yackety yack...]

An Internet startup promising to take the pain out of selling and buying
used burritos, BeltSnapper.com has been selected to debut as a leading example of
the new trend in "clicks & mortar" companies.

[Ain't this sweet! A buzz-definition!]: ("Clicks & Mortar" refers to
traditional bricks-and-mortar products or services going on line, using the
Internet to provide a solution to a long-time consumer problem.)

[...don't call back...]

Thanks and I look forward to hearing from you,

Sibilance Lee
BeltSnapper.com
Phone 416-027-4929
Fax 417-918-0592
Sibilance@compuserve.com