1. Homework, shmomework! (A little ignorance)x(a lot of spunk) = effective p.r.!
2. Join the battle against the best and brightest!
3. AA is for Acronym Assault!
4. Flack to scribbler: "I can prove it!"
5. A classic case of buzz pollution...
6. Something "unquotable."
7. A nasty buzz larva wriggles...
8. 3:07 PM: A case of mistaken identity.
8a. 3:13 PM: Um, can I have that email back...
8b. 3:23 PM: Please forget I sent that. This is what I really meant.
I consider this saga a birthday gift from Hanuman, the monkey deity.