The humanity!

(As always, proper names have been changed and italicized. The rest of the release,
however, has not been harmed.)

 

Mr. Roth,

I thought you might be interested in meeting with Frank Robasca, CEO of
Internet Venture Capitalist (IVC) to discuss the dos and don'ts of online
subsidiaries as well as the prognosis of Internet retailers, specifically as
it pertains to brick and mortar companies establishing online subsidiaries.

IVC specializes in creating "dotBAM" strategies that help leading brick and
mortar companies transform into click and mortar businesses. As part of its
"dotBAM" acceleration model, IVC provides the funding, strategic expertise
and infrastructure required to speed up the "click and mortar"
transformation.

I will be in touch shortly to discuss this opportunity.

Regards,

Charlie Oscar