A classic!

The Buzz Saw would be nothing without gems like this, a real live specimen (with distinguishing characteristics, as always, mercifully obscured).

From e-EZD:

The flack here has set a new goal in using almost a 1:1 buzzword-to-word
ratio in the second graph. Kudos!



Date: 10/11/99 12:33 PM
To: Daniel Roth AT TINYFOR2
Subject: e-holidays/e-fulfillment expert source
From: "Tyrone Rochers" <trochers@lsd.com>
Date: 10/11/99 12:33 PM

Hello, Daniel.

I had sent you an email last Thursday, inquiring whether you'd have the
time and interest to meet with InternetCompany.com President JP McPickle,
who will be in New York for the E-Retailing show the week of October 17.

JP is an excellent source for any e-commerce, e-holidays or e-fulfillment
stories -- he's a young, articulate "fast leader," and his company,
InternetCompany.com is defining the e-fulfillment industry, by helping both
clicks-and-mortar and pure play e-tailers create customer-focused
e-commerce strategies that ensure online brand loyalty and online success.

With an impressive client list from the apparel, leather and sporting
goods, toys, health/ beauty products and home furnishings industries,
including Tool, Inc. (Compromised Tool), Zany Stainy and GoodShack.com -- JP can
provide you with great insight into the key factors that need to be taken
into consideration when traditional retailers seek to extend sales online.

JP can also provide insight into:
*The upcoming e-holidays II Internet shopping season -- and what companies
doing business online need to do to ensure that their e-tail sites are up
to the challenges presented by the expected surge in online sales.

[yadda, yadda...]

I invite you to visit www.InternetCompany.com to learn more about this
company, and more importantly -- the e-fulfillment industry. And I'd
appreciate it greatly if you could email or call me at 614555-1212 to let
me know if you might be able to spare some time to speak with JP.

Best Regards,
Tyrone Rochers